While strolling through New York: the great city that inspired the Batman universe, we saw the great hero himself, lazily stalking the time square area, getting his picture taken.

“We need those pictures.”

“Agreed.”

We rushed over to him, more excited than anything to get his picture.

“Batman, Batman!” I called out, and he swirled around, ready to save another helpless citizen. We got together, pulled out the camera, and took the most expensive picture that I’ve ever owned.

After the encounter with our caped crusader, he whisked away into the night… with my wallet.

“Hey, stop! Batman!” I called out, knowing he’s more Joker than Savior.

He was caught and I got my money back, but we all lost a hero that night.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02/25/Times-Square-Batman-steals-50-from-tourist/7621456421247/