Unicorns Overload

Playing the violin isn’t really that hard. Just like anything else practice is required for improving your performance. That’s what I was doing just like any other day, I came home, took my violin out and started practicing. About ten minutes in I started hearing this noise every time I would play the A string.

“Hey how ya doing,” said a tiny voice inside my violin. I really thought I was going nuts but the voice just kept talking.

“Can you help me out of here? These vibrations are making me queasy.” So being the curious person I am I tip it upside down and out pops this little mini rainbow unicorn.

“ Oh thank you, It was getting a little stuffy in there.”

“Um… How did you even get here little guy?” I said. Then little guy made this elaborate speech about the birds and the bees when mommy and daddy really love each other kinda stuff. Having heard enough  I stopped him mid sentence.

“ No I didn’t mean how did you get here on earth I meant how did you get here inside my violin.” I sat there waiting for him to answer but it never came.

“ Uhhh, little guy are yo-” I was cut off by a tiny sneeze and a tiny puff of smoke was emitted from him. After the smoke cleared I looked down surprised to see six little unicorns on my bed.

“ What the heck. How did you all get here?” I said surprised

“Well” started a one of the new little guys “when mommy and daddy really love each othe-”

“ No Paul she doesn’t mean that she meant how did we get in her room” said the first unicorn.

“Oh well you see-” Then there was another sneeze and another puff of smoke this time bigger. When the it cleared there were even more unicorns on my bed.

“ WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!” I shouted

“ Hey you don’t happen to have any Downy on these sheets do you?  Because unicorns are allergic to it and causes us to multiply.”  said one of the unicorns.

“ Well yes that’s what I use to wash my sheets,” I said.

“Uh- oh,” said Paul. Then they all just started sneezing  one after another and I couldn’t see anything because of the smoke. After about the hundredth sneeze I could no longer move because my room was filled to the brim with little unicorns!.

“ IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME WHY YOU’RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE,” I yelled exasperated.

“We came to give you your letter, Hogwarts ran out of paper so they sent us instead,” they all said at the same time.

“But I’m not even a wizard!” I exclaimed.

“Paul! You must have gotten the wrong instrument!” said one of the unicorn I couldn’t even see.

“My bad guys, lets get out of here,” said Paul

Then all of a sudden they all disappeared! Just like that and I was alone again on my bed with my violin. Just then my mom walked into the room.

“Why does your room smell like pancakes?” she said

“I guess it was the unicorn smoke,” I said. My mom just gave me a weird look and closed the door.