Mrs. Brumhilda, Shop co-owner

“I don’t think Parker could have done all that nonsense. He was always such a nice guy; very polite, very happy. I haven’t seen him since yesterday morning; we were surprised he didn’t show up. Honestly, though? It all makes sense, now.”

Mr. Brumhilda, Shop co-owner

“Don’t listen to ‘er. S’e’s just confused ‘ow all t’e people are missing. T’at lonely bastard was one step away from running off to live in the woods, and it’s no wonder ‘e planned all t’is. Just look at t’e drawings ‘e left. Per-fect plans.”

Mr. Stevens, Local teenager

“Dude, we came here before school, and he was just carving something’ into that table, and he just got up ‘n left. We checked it out, but we all thought he was just crazy. That was the last time anyone saw him before he contacted the aliens.”